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afro-hispwriter · 1 year ago

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I got a perfect halloween costume for Haley 🗑 because she is trashed

#jack champion #take that bitch #Fuck you hairy

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0ccuria · 8 months ago

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when you gotta "walk of shame" back to camp because you're a lightweight and got absolutely plastered the night before, shaped into a bear, ran off into the woods and have no idea where your clothes went.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin #bg3 halsin #halsin silverbough #my art #🫣#this is like the first (real) art I've posted in like.... months??? maybe over a year LMAO #I've been so rabid for Halsin he got me to fucking draw again #so it's really sketchy and shit and I'm hella rusty but whatever #tbh I think he would just walk around camp like this #you WILL be subject to see his bare naked hairy ass

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mydreamofthegaymens · 1 year ago

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#mydreamofthegaymens #armpits #hairy chest #hairy #fuck you #fuck #fuck him #fuckyou

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dinofur · 3 months ago

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Drew Phighting babies

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deoidesign · 4 months ago

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someone asked me what if adam and steve switched vampire and werewolf...

And then since my monsters are purposefully not much visually different because of metaphors, I went more traditional vampire and werewolf...

and then I got carried away...

#they look really good....#the nature of having a long running webcomic with your blorbos #is that whenever you make an AU #or something #or youre like 'what would they look like with long hair?'#or something along those lines #you get hit with this wave of I SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING THIS...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I dont think that though #this would be like an entirely different comic #plus adam is getting locs in the epilogue so #ughhh they look SO fucking good though #also lmfao #steve as a vampire still having some beard even though vampires dont traditionally have much hair #and then adam still not having much body hair despite werewolves traditionally being hairy #THEY WOULDNT HAVE FELT LIKE THEMSELVES...#we're already pushing it here okay...#anyways #I loooove them #I love making little aus #in this one I like to think that theyre like. steve has a big vampire house #and adam rides a motorcycle #and they do night hunting together. or something #idk it can be a story of forbidden love #some romeo and juliet shit or something like that #maybe enemies to lovers. idk I only just got here #anyways.#time and time again #ttawebcomic #time and time again au #adam and steve

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icarusredwings · 1 month ago

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Thinking about Wade flirting with absolutely everyone in the x men mansion is him on top of Beasts examination table, laying on his stomach, kicking his feet and drawing out little hearts with his finger with his head in his hand.

"Ssoo... Come here often?"

"Wilson, please. Not today. I'm very busy."

"53 71 23 39 8 92~"

"What?" He adjusts his glasses, trying to figure out what nonsense he was on about this time. He hated when it was his turn to babysit.

"53 71-"

"No no, I heard you I just..." it takes him a whole minute before blushing, giving him an off, semi disgusted look. Hank was one of the few people he could still tease and still get a reaction out of. It's at this moment that he realizes that Wade is a lot smarter then he lets on.

"How long have you been this intellgent?"

Before he can think, voice spits out "Oh you know. Just Periodically~"

Hank swallows, shaking his head. "T-that was terrible... Get out before I tell your husband."

He lets out a little "eep!" scurrying off to find his next victim.. who just happens to be Rouge.

And Hank sends the same thing to Raven, who replies with nothing, leaving him on read...

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yardsards · 4 months ago

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im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.

#eliot posts #the other day my roommate was talking abt how she hates shaving #but does it anyway bc she doesn't want people to be mean to her about her body hair #and i was like yeah i mean i used to #also worry about that bc my mother was always so fucking cruel to me when i didn't shave #but as an adult i find that it's extremely rare that anyone even mentions it (tho my body hair is pretty light so that could be a factor)#but even when people are shitty i find that i no longer give a shit about what what those idiots have to say about my body #but i understand that that can be a hard step to take so if you need to keep shaving for your own comfort then i won't judge #but on the inside i was just like #*ibuprofen hand meme* ''let's get called disgusting hairy d*kes together <3''#i had a great time showing off my pit hair at the pool today!#(i get read as a woman when im swimwear cuz i can't hide my body as much. so i get read as a hairy masculine woman.)#i show off my leg hair every time i wear shorts but like. my leg hair is Pathetic #i look practically prepubescent vis a vis my leg hair (my mother still calls it disgusting lmao)#but my pit hair is pretty good #i occupy a weird gendered place in society where i am more of a man in identify but society genders me as a woman #the only time i feel remotely okay being seen as a woman is when i am seen as a BAD woman. a woman who cannot/will not be A Proper Lady #it's not an entirely ACCURATE view of me but there's Something in it

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orcelito · 1 month ago

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It's so fucked honestly that people genuinely believe that others Need to put effort into their appearances in order to be attractive. Like I dunno about you guys but I fucking love people's natural appearances, messiness and all. We are not the same.

#speculation nation #like sure i love a cool outfit as much as the next person. but i never base my attraction off of that alone.#and honestly i personally find extensive makeup Less attractive.#not that it makes someone Ugly. but by that point it's more like. idk. an art form?? and im not attracted to art.#im attracted to real people. sweaty hairy people with laugh lines and messy hair and WHATEVER else #real people!!!!! both men and women!!!!!! shut the fuck Up with your 'id be more attracted if they put in some effort'#i care about someone keeping up with basic hygiene sure. mostly bc my nose is very sensitive to smells lol #but thats not what they ever mean by this. they see an average guy just existing and go 'hmm he needs to put in more effort'#like shut UP if you dont like the average joes then go away!!!! more for me!!!!!!!!!!!

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antiyourwokehomophobia2 · 4 months ago

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"I shave for myself" women when you ask them if they shaved during lockdown: